President Trump on Tuesday trolled Democratic Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and former Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi during the 78th annual Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoning Ceremony, saying he would never pardon either of them.
As he pardoned the two lucky birds, Gobble and Waddle, the President joked that Waddle was “missing in action” and that Gobble “looks like a rather violent bird.”
When he pardoned the bird, it let out a loud gobble right at the perfect time.
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In historic tradition, Presidents are known to make cheesy jokes and puns.
And President Trump, in classic fashion, obliterated his political enemies. He further touted the successes of his administration on trade, the border, and crime.
As The Gateway Pundit reported, Trump roasted Joe Biden, telling the crowd that Biden’s pardons for two turkeys last year are “null and void” because he used an autopen, a nod to Biden’s illegitimate executive actions that he probably didn’t even authorize.
“But they’re hereby null and void. The turkeys known as Peach and Blossom last year have been located, and they were on their way to be processed. In other words, to be killed!” Trump said.
“But I have stopped that journey, and I am officially pardoning them. And they will not be served for Thanksgiving dinner. We saved them in the nick of time.”
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Next up was Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. The President joked that he “was going to call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn’t be pardoning them.”
Trump continued, “I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn’t pardon them. I wouldn’t care what Melania told me, ‘Darling, I think it would be a nice thing to do,’ I won’t do it, darling!”
He further declared that the two turkeys are MAHA turkeys, despite being “record-setting” in weight. “I’ve never seen a turkey that big before. Are they violent at all? Will they attack as I walk over? Because if they were, I’ll stay right up here,” he said before officially granting his pardons.
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Trump: Thanks as well to the Chairman of the National Turkey Federation and the CEO of Butterball. That’s a big deal. Jay Jandrain, where’s Jay? Thank you. Stand up, Jay. Thank you very much along with his wife, Leslie, and their three children, as well as the farmer who raised these two magnificent birds, Travis Pittman in Wayne County, North Carolina. I won Wayne County by a lot. That you means you had a vote for Trump, I think I won by 92%. I like Wayne County. They’re doing all right, right?
And this is like a record setting Turkey that’s going to be saved. The turkeys being pardoned today go by the names of Gobble and Waddle. When I first saw their pictures, I thought we should send them. Well, I was going to— I shouldn’t say this. I was going to call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn’t be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn’t pardon them. I wouldn’t care what Melania told me, “Darling, I think it would be a nice thing to do,” I won’t do it, darling! These are two of the largest turkeys ever presented to an American president, over 50 pounds each. That’s the largest we’ve ever had. And those are big turkeys. Are they as good as the normal sized Turkey? Better, or as good? Do they tend to be a little fatty, maybe? No. He said no. He knows the turkey business.
Anyway, despite their size, Secretary, Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. I don’t know if I agree with that. These are MAHA. In other words, they could be fat, but they’re still MAHA. They’ve been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all of the other things that they’ve been eating for this occasion. This was a really big occasion, but they’ve eaten every fattening food that you can eat. We work like— we wanted to really make them special, and they really are. They’re like record setting. I’ve never seen a turkey that big before. Are they violent at all? Will they attack as I walk over? Because if they were, I’ll stay right up here.
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